Goings on and on

First of all blogs are so easy to forget, hence the long time between updates. However whn updats do happen they are the most updatiest of updates. What goings on have errrr... gone on in the world of Cliff? Well things have taken a turn for the sorrowfu for young Cliff. No he's not dead, although for a couple of days we did believe that the man had died as we hadn't seen him for a while. However last week we discovered that although he was still alive, Cliff had some bad news for us, there had been some complaints made about him! This as you can imagine was a huge shock. How can anyone make complaints about such a simple, well meaning man? They did though which means our poor friend hs had four complaints further adding to his disgruntled nature with his place of work. He confided in us that he would soon be transferred to the freezer department on the night shit, thus potentially ending our queue based chats. This is a bad thing for both humanity as one man who entertains many be removed to the background, but also they complain about a man who wouldn't say boo to agoose. He would much rathr make joking allegations about it getting steamed glasses.